To Eternity

The "Cowell Plot" thickens... From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (2 days old)

Now, I should point out that I found this on the Metro website so I can't vouch for it's accuracy. Quite possibly it has no accuracy whatsoever. Interesting if it's true though... http://www.metro.… more

"I never allow myself to look tired..." From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (2 days old)

That skin cream advert with Matthew McConnagay in it is a hoot. It's clearly been done in the time-honoured tradition of shaving adverts dating back to the Seventies. "Grr! Manly! Yes it is! Honest! B… more

X Factor is getting crappier every week From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (3 days old)

You could argue that it serves me right for watching it but hey, I like trash tv sometimes and X Factor is surely the best in that category. I love the pompousness of it, and the fact that those invol… more

War and Peace? From stmss in Hope Child (3 days old)

So this is what the aftermath of war feels like? On a sacred day that is Remembrance Day people ignored my call for peace. They formed their own coalitions and rehashed the truth to fit their ow… more

Naptime was successful!! From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (3 days old)

Thanks for your comments - and yes, I did manage to have a nap, for like 45 minutes! Tremendous! I had to go and wake Logan up for his tea, he was spark out. (Yes, he is napping as I type this!!… more

More dadness From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (6 days old)

OK, so I've started working part-time this week so I can spend more time looking after Logan. It's brilliant, and I love it, but where the hell does this kid get all that energy from?? He's only 11 mo… more

Thank you for Bhangra! From stmss in Gratitude Blog (6 days old)

I'm getting ready for my Bollywood Party in December and just have to say how thankful I am for this style of dancing and celebration! Don't just sit there,join in!… more

Thank you for meditation From stmss in Gratitude Blog (7 days old)

Silence. Going within. The great journey. Meditating in a group is a wonderful thing that banishes self consciousness and builds up trust. The silence may be like liquid gold or heavy treacle. But eit… more

A sorry waste of a vast quantity of alcohol From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (8 days old)

I assume his P45 is in the post... http://uk.video.yahoo.com/watch/6338139/16440695 8|… more

Acknowledging our sources? From stmss in Respectful Blogging (9 days old)

There seems to be a lot of what I call piggy back blogging going on. That is what I call a blog written on the back of another one; you know, when you read someone else's blog and get inspired to take… more

Favourite Building? From stmss in Hope Child (10 days old)

Do you have a favourite public building? Is it a town hall or little church? A hotel or intimate restaurant? Is there a place that you have experienced dread when you've walked in there?(don't say the… more

Any Motorhead fans? Your assistance please. From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (14 days old)

OK, so I've been a fan of Motorhead for many moons now. But like a lot of people who call themselves Motorhead fans, it's mainly the early stuff I have in my collection. The last album I actually boug… more

Thank you for Robert Downey Junior From stmss in Gratitude Blog (15 days old)

I remember when I first saw him in Chaplin and was captivated by his talent.He is an amazing actor though you don't really get to see that in the likes of Iron Man and Tropic Thunder or (gulp)Sher… more

Happy Birthday Pauline! From stmss in stmss (17 days old)

Hope you have a brilliant day and incredible year from all your good friends at Hope Child!… more

Tri-Sexual? From stmss in Hope Child (17 days old)

Are we primarily sexual beings? If all other things were equal would we spend most of our time pursuing sexual encounters and experimenting with different partners of either sex? … more

Thank you for parties!!! From stmss in Gratitude Blog (19 days old)

As I countdown to my Hallowe'en party I give thanks for all the occasions where we can get together and enjoy companionship, silliness,frivolity and luxury in a festive mood. Anyone for Hagaoke?… more

Sexy cartoon characters - a very unlikely late addition From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (20 days old)

Regular readers of my witterings will know my feelings on spoiled media brat Lily Allen. >:-[ Imagine my amazement, then, when I happened to see Mark Ronson's Oh My God video the other day. Ms Alle… more

Question Time last night From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (20 days old)

Although I'm all for the principle of free speech, and I totally disagreed with the idea that the (loathsome) BNP shouldn't have been allowed on Question Time at all, I must admit I was quite worried … more

Hallowe'en Howl for Husband Help! From stmss in stmss (21 days old)

What do you suggest as a costume/fancy dress for the husband who hates to dress up?We have a party every year and although I tell him (and any guests) that fancy dress/costume is optional,he insists t… more

Godammit! From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (21 days old)

I've been tinkering with a new design for the blog. I don't really like it, but now the old one looks wrong as well. The more I've done on the new design, the worse it looks. But now I can't go … more

Freebie karaoke From stmss in FREE STUFF (22 days old)

Party season coming up and I have just been trying out this free site. You can use a microphone if you have one. I'll be using it for Hallowe'en bash :) KARAOKEPARTY....… more

Is it seasonal? From stmss in Respectful Blogging (22 days old)

As a comparatively new blogger I haven't seen much action but feel that I am a hardened veteran in the spats that I have witnessed,moderated or tried to avoid. Is there a pattern to this? Does o… more

Thank you for ballpoint pens From stmss in Gratitude Blog (24 days old)

Biros,ballpoints,felt tips;whatever they're called, they've revolutionised our lives. Imagine carrying a nib pen or quill,bottle of ink and blotter in your handbag or pocket? :))… more

Thank you for literacy From stmss in Gratitude Blog (27 days old)

Even in the UK we still have students leaving school who can barely read and or write. What an awful place to be. Confidence with words, meanings,spellings, opens up the entire world to us.How lucky w… more

Celeb gossip is mostly bullshit - official! From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (28 days old)

...well, not exactly but you might want to check out this story: http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/oct/14/starsuckers-tabloids-hoax-celebrities If you can't be arsed to read it - basically a … more

Thought for the day From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (28 days old)

...if you were trapped in an enclosed space for long enough (a lift for example), would it be possible to fart yourself to death?… more

James yet again. The controversy rages on!! From mattk in Utter tosh from the pen of Matt K (29 days old)

Good grief! Another one has waded in with his barely coherent dribblings: http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/RM6ILYIUCG8WE/ref=cm_cr_rev_detup_redir?_encoding=UTF8&cdPage=1&newContentNum=5&am… more

Thank you for the scent of freesias From stmss in Gratitude Blog (29 days old)

I first experienced these flowers at a wedding. As as young child I could hardly believe the colours, the fragility of the blooms and the heavenly perfume. They were glimpses of paradise.… more

Thank you for a quiet life From stmss in Gratitude Blog (30 days old)

A life where I can peacefully go about my business,doing my own thing,doing my best not to ruffle other people's feathers. A quiet life where I'm not caught up in the drama or the hurly burly of other… more

'Tis Breast Awareness month I believe ! From davidjohn ^Pro in My Images (34 days old)

Please support all the Breat Cancer charities especially this month and despite the recession if you can. Many of my images are now on Dreamstime.com and others at www.lochnessimages.com Welcome… more